Like the first cuckoo in spring, so is the first sighting of car-antlers adorning our present-laden vehicles, before Christmas Day, providing Christmas bling for your car. However, time is of the essence. Christmas has been and gone, and it’s time to shed the antlers that are associated with all things ‘kitsch’ with Christmas. The time has come.
I mean now.
Seriously, Christmas has been and gone. Shed the antlers NOW.
TAKE THEM OFF – Please – DROP ‘EM. DO IT NOW.
These antler kits come with a big red nose to put on your car’s front grille. To complete the reindeer guise. They remind me of the SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) campaign, which for many years made donors provide the option of donning a ‘strap on’ red nose, or wearing the ‘I’m Too Chicken to Wear a Red Nose’ Badge instead.